Cell… A Novel? Stephen King Tones?

24 01 2006

                                                    King

This is hilarious!   Stephen King Ring tones.  I thought this was a hoax, or a gag site, but sadly its true.  Mr King has joined the mobile craze and has written a book that will make people fear these cute little beeping devices, shame on you Mr King.

"Civilization doesn’t end with a bang or a whimper.  It ends with a call on your cell phone.

What happens on the afternoon of October 1 came to be known as the Pulse,
a signal sent though every operating cell phone that turns its user into something…well, something less than human. Savage, murderous, unthinking – and on a wanton rampage. Terrorist act? Cyber prank gone haywire?

It really doesn’t matter, not to the people who avoided the technological attack. What matters to them is surviving the aftermath. Before long, a band of them – "normies" is how they think of themselves – have gathered on the grounds of Gaiten Academy, where the headmaster and one remaining student have something awesome and terrifying to show them on the school’s moonlit soccer field. Clearly there can be no escape. The only option is to take them on.

CELL is classic Stephen King, a story of gory horror and white-knuckling suspense that makes the unimaginable entirely plausible and totally fascinating."

Lovely…now take a look at the ringtones.  Sorry, but this one book that I won’t wait for, even for the TV movie.  Mr. King you should have stopped writing when you said you would.


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